Immediate Hire

Looking for work is difficult. No matter how many resumes you send out, how good your writing samples are, how amazing that interview went (or how amazing you thought it went), in the end it's not up to you. You spend countless days waiting for a call, an email, even just an SMS notifying you of their decision.

It's a process that makes you feel helpless. That's what it was designed for.

Unemployment is the Divine Reminder that it is not by the sweat of our brow that we eat bread. A day job is just one of Hashem's infinite channels He uses to provide us with our material needs.

I re-discovered this one morning. I was getting dressed, and got to the point where it was time to put on my tzitzit and say the blessing. Something inside me lightly whispered, "Okay, now we get to work."

That's when it dawned on me. We are always working. We have jobs every minute of our life. At every moment we are on call, and our Boss is paying us a triple salary. We get the air we breathe, and a working body. We receive funds to enjoy a little more than the basics, and to give charity. We also get to receive the Ultimate Dividends in service of the King: A place in the Next World, being revived with the dead to celebrate the Third Temple and Jewish Kingdom, and Divine merit that is forever.

Talk about a retirement plan!

In the Mishna, Ethics of the Fathers, Hashem is called our Employer. We work for Him.

Job Description: Servant of the King

Requirements:

• No experience necessary
• Able to think
• Open-minded
• Accepting of mistakes and resolve to self-correct
• Willingness to make sacrifices and become dedicated to lifelong goals (advantage)
• Strong desire to be happy all the time (big advantage)

Responsibilities:

• Learn Torah every day
• Pray every day
• Dedicate 10% of your net income to charity in the form of money, volunteer work, blessings, and prayers
• Constantly improve what you say, how you feel about others, and the way you conduct yourself in financial matters.
• Openly admit all wrongdoing. Detail every mishap Submit to the Boss a detailed report, written or verbal, where the mishap occured. Apologize and state exactly how you plan to improve yourself to prevent such incidents from happening in the future. When stuck, ask Him for help.
• Smile at everyone.
• Do all that you can to be happy at all times.
• There is a yearly review. Upon analyzing all of your activities of the previous 12 months, a decision will be made for the upcoming year’s compensation.
• Job Relocation: Will be asked to relocate to Israel at some point

Compensation:

• 161,280 breaths per week
• 806,400 heart beats per week
• All of your physical needs met
• All of your emotional needs met
• Travel: 3 trips to the Boss' headquarters in Jerusalem each year
• Vacation: One Day off per week, at least 8 full vacation days per year, option to take off for Chanukah, Purim, TuB'Shevat, Chol HaMoed days without using additional vacation time.
• Health benefits: True Healer available 24/7
• Retirement benefits: Entry into the Next World

Hiring Process:

• Begin Immediately!

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Dovber Halevi runs the website http://www.proudlycandid.com/. On it you can find 1,001 Reasons to Love Israel.